The High School Jock

  • By Juni Fisher
  • 09 Feb, 2021

Can horses swagger? You bet.

Back in 92 or 93, I had a nice horse called "Zinger" that I'd brought along from green track reject to a quite nice event horse. Eventing, for those unfamiliar, is that equestrian sport you see on the Olympics, where they gallop and jump cross country, in addition to doing a dressage (like the figures in figure skating) test, and also a show jumping segment (over colored fences in an arena, and the fenced come down if your horse touches them)

Event riders live for the cross country. Those who have not evented, but have only jumped colored poles in the safety of an arena, and have never actually galloped (loping and cantering are not galloping) will naively say "Oh, that is so dangerous." Ha. Actually, if the horse is well prepared, and the rider is smart and can think on his or her feet, the team is far safer than the person who climbs on old Dobbin twice a year a staggers off for a "trail ride" with others who ride a couple times a year. It's all about the daily work, the training, the preparedness. Event horses are introduced gradually to every situation they might encounter at the level at which they'll be competing. Smart riders instill confidence in them by never getting them in a bad situation.  When we go to show them, the rider walks the course on foot beforehand. I always walked cross country courses at least three times, sometimes five, on foot, with my "stick" (my favorite cross country whip) in my hand, so I'd be switching it to the hand it needed to be in, as I approached each fence. This way, the switch was ingrained in my motions for the actual ride.

But back to the horses. My event horse I called "Zinger" was a sweet soul, reject flat track horse, but he had a lot of scope. and if you got him to a fence and he understood, even if he was almost at a walk, when you said "We are jumping that NOW" Zinger would get it done. He overjumped most fences, which was fine. If I shooshed at him or even rattled my stick close to his ribs, guaranteed he was thinking about it for the rest of the course. He could gallop at the speeds for Novice and Training levels easily, but at the Preliminary level, the speed felt "fast." Zinger was a nice Jeep Cherokee, fine in 4 wheel drive, up to 40 mph. And I adored Zinger, but he was not going to hold up to the speed work. What I needed to move up the levels was a 4-wheel drive Ferrari.

Enter "Mach Two" aka "Flipper." Flipper was a steeplechase horse, impeccably bred, and a stakes race winner. He was one of the string I galloped for a steeplechase trainer. Flipper stayed on his feet, and the quip was "He takes care of himself, but your job is to stay on him." Flipper had also gotten in the habit of dumping steeplechase jockeys who pulled on his mouth. Clever bugger, was Flipper. I loved his effortless gallop. I spent about a year developing trust: him trusting I would not pull on him, me trusting he'd let me say on his back. I probably schooled him over show jumps a total of 6 times before I took him to his first horse trial, and I'd been cantering him over simple cross country questions. Though the busy warmup arena was very concerning to him (steeplechase horses have never seen such a thing) he was really good and even pulled a nice ribbon at his first horse trial: something that rarely happens.

I hauled him down to my old and beloved coach Jim Graham to school with him, and Jim said "Ah, you have a high school jock. He knows he can get away with murder." Now, Jim said this tongue in cheek, but it was true. Flipper was a beautiful mover, and naturally balanced. He could gallop at high speed and remain balanced and felt safe because of it. Flipper truly WAS a high school jock. Most young event horses suck back a bit entering the dressage arena, and trotting down the center toward a judge and scribe sitting in the judges stand. Not Flipper. He'd trot in, nail a perfect stop, and pose as if to say "Ta-DAH!" Total ham, total high school jock.

Along with that, came this other think where we'd be galloping down to a fence on the cross country, and I'd walked it 3 or 5 times, so I knew we needed to canter over that ditch, and then organize into four strides before the big brush fence, jump it sitting back, land, and organize two strides to the fence that took us out or the combination. All this I said to Flipper, with my seat, my leg, my hand, and mentally. "Four strides here, you can jump from where it looks good, but we are doing two strides to get out. I mean that." The high school jock would assess this at a gallop, and answer "Yeah, yeah yeah" and do ONE stride to get out of the combination. I think he liked to hear me suck air through my teeth.  He was one of a kind. But I adored that little high school jock of a horse.
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The part about pitching comes next. We take that novel we've written and write a query letter, which conveys the essence of the story into about 300 words, and we see what literary agents or publisher might be interested. Most say no. It's just the way it is. But when some stars align, an agent or publisher who loves the idea of the story asks for a full manuscript, to see if the manuscript delivers what the query promises.  "When's it coming out?" is still the question, and there's not a solid answer yet. 

But some stars aligned in December 2020, and a cool publisher loved the query letter (one page) enough to read the synopsis (three pages) and upon reading those, asked for a full manuscript (300 pages) and read it, and loved it. Then they offered a contract, and we struck a deal. So, the NEW book, INDELIBLE LINK is signed to a publisher.

What's it about? A trapeze artist. That's about all I'm allowed to say right now.

"When's it coming out?" When they're done doing what publishers do. But you can send me an email here:  author@junifisher.com  and I'll make sure you get news when they're ready to release it.

While you're waiting, if you haven't read GIRLS FROM CENTRO, you can get it on Amazon : https://www.amazon.com/Girls-Centro-Juni-Fisher/dp/1683131754/ref=tmm_pap_swatch_0?_encoding=UTF8&am... =  or from my website (and I can sign it!) https://www.junifisher.com/book
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Audrey gained her first taste of the spotlight as a roman rider. On a team, then a trio, then a quintet, and a sextet of white horses, she rode galloping patterns in rodeo arenas in the 1950s. She raised a beautiful family of daughters. She was a sailor (something I didn't know until her memorial service) and she was a horseman to the very last light. Folks would see her truck and trailer all over the Santa Ynez Valley, and say "There goes Audrey," and smile. She'd be hooking up her trailer and loading a good horse at the drop of a hat if there were cattle to gather or move, or sort or brand. She was first to raise her hand when it came time to lend a hand, because she just plain loved horses, and riding, and being a dang good hand, and that she was: a hand.

I first met Audrey about 10 years ago when I met an old friend, Art Green who's managing the Alisal Ranch cattle operation outside Solvang, CA, for lunch in Santa Ynez one day. He brought along my friend and hero Sheila Varian, and this beautiful, shining woman with the most magnificent blue eyes you ever saw. Sheila wanted to know if I could go move some cattle with them the next day. "If you can mount me, I've got my saddle in the camper," I said. True to Sheila fashion, she said "Audrey can!"

Now, I am very very sensitive to people's horses, and I turned to this woman I'd just met, laughing and said, "I'm so sorry, Audrey. You don't know me from Adam, but it was sure nice of Sheila to offer your horse." Audrey Griffin, member of the Cowgirl Hall of Fame, never missed a beat.

"You can ride my bridle horse, I'll ride my filly tomorrow." And the next day, I jogged out across the morning mist with Cowgirl Hall of Famers Sheila Varian and Audrey Griffin on either side of me. Slice of heaven right there. The thing was, if Sheila said I was okay, then I was okay by Audrey too. The other thing was this: Audrey Griffin just plain loved everybody. She'd hug you and look into your eyes and you knew that if there were angels on earth, they had silver hair, a cowboy hat, sparkling blue eyes and their lipstick was the perfect shade. That was Audrey.

When she passed, she was sitting on a good horse, dressed to the nines, moving cattle. That was how she always said she wanted to go: to be on a good horse and have her lights just go out. God was listening. And when Audrey rode off into her last sunset on earth, she left some stardust on all of us. Thank you, my beautiful friend. You left plenty of stardust for everyone you ever touched.


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Every person who's ever set out to write a novel has three jobs in front of them.

1. Sit down and actually write a novel. Not outline, not record notes, not go to endless classes, not talk about it, but actually sit down and write a full manuscript, start to finish.
2. Edit, edit, read, edit, edit, share with trusted mentor, edit, listen, edit, pitch, edit that manuscript until it is ready for the world.                          
    (Hint: your family and friends are not your editors unless they truly ARE professional editors)
3. Find that manuscript a home.
Now, that home can be with a traditional publisher, and the big ones will take a look at a manuscript from an agent they trust. Or (this was the route I took with my first novel) that home may be with a smaller publisher that's open to reading the first 10 or 20 pages, and hopefully more of a manuscript from an as yet unpublished writer. Or if the author has a platform and only wants to hold a printed book with their name on the cover, they can go the self-publishing route. (works for authors who already have enough of a following to sell the book) Or if they would like to forego the work of editing and pitching, they can pay a vanity press to print their book, (not at all a recommendation, mind you)

It's a waiting game. You learn that really quickly. My author and agent friends were mostly astounded that my debut novel was published only a year after I signed the contract with the publisher who read the manuscript and offered a contract. A YEAR. I died a thousand deaths every time someone asked "So, when is your book coming out?" because it sounded more like "So, this supposed book, the one you say is being published, will it ever actually be a real book?"

Then we hope the editorial reviews will be favorable, and after that we hope the readers also add their reviews to Amazon and social media.
Then, if we are brave when the publishers asks "Want us to submit this for some awards" we say "YES" because after all the time and effort, frustration, waiting, and wondering, we hope our work stands up to inspection. Why? Because getting some recognition here and there is a nice thing. That nice thing just happened officially today. My debut novel, Girls From Centro is a finalist for the WWW Women Writing the West Willa Award for Contemporary Fiction. In straight talk, it was in the top THREE, and for this debut author, that's exciting and rewarding news.

Want to know the boost that got me to complete the three things listed above? I'll be sharing that on my social media pages very soon. Stay tuned! And thank you thank you thank you to all of you who've read and remarked about the novel! You ROCK.


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